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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3414 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
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