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MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid plaques, autoimmune diseases, battle, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, disease prevention, Edition, immune system, Medical research, MSvsAlzCraft, Multiple Sclerosis, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Protective Effects, treatment strategies

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze

Heal the Squad – Where even the creepers get a bandaid! EU edition

Address, backup, bandaid, Cheating, CREEPERS, Daily, Discord, Edition, Farming, Features, Food, Griefing, heal, Iron, Minecraft, Protection, Public, PvP, Server, Spawnkilling, squad, stealing, Tools, Vanilla, Worldguard

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Server Overview
No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP
PVP is enabled
Rain is disabled
Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food)
Worldguard Protection for regulars
CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned
Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area
Farming is allowed
Daily server backup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.

What do I get in the starter kit?

The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.

How can I protect my area on the server?

Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.

Is there a discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93

What is the server address?

The server address is healthesquad.com

CupboardClearing Minecraft Server

bittersweet, CupboardClearing, emotional, emptiness, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, longing, longing for you, love, Love Lost, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, poetry, reading, relationships, Reminiscing, Sadness, separation, Server, sorrow, Waiting, yearning

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6848	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4440	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cupboard Clearing Challenge, where players race against the clock to clear out as many cupboards as possible. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself reading in between the lines of a Minecraft sign and missing it all the time.

ChefCrafting in Minecraft SMP

ChefCrafting, Cooking, cooking skills, cooking styles, cooking techniques, cooking traditions, culinary heritage, culinary knowledge, culinary traditions, cultural cooking, cultural cuisine, food preparation, home cooking, homemade meals, local dishes, local ingredients, Minecraft, national dishes, regional cooking, smp, traditional cooking methods, traditional cooking practices, traditional recipes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	832990	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of burning down your virtual kitchen in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your pixelated life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic cooking challenges that will have you whipping up gourmet meals in no time! From baking cakes with explosive ingredients to grilling steaks on a lava pit, our cooking competitions will have you laughing, crying, and possibly setting your computer on fire (just kidding, please don’t do that). So come join us and show off your culinary skills, or lack thereof, in the most chaotic kitchen you’ll ever experience!

PronounceMyCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, culture, family, heritage, Identity, last name, linguistic, name change, Origin, personal choice, pride, PROFESSIONAL, PronounceMyCraft, pronunciation, relationships, Respect, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magic Items Found:	7228
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6763
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your last name can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with mispronunciations, family feuds, and linguistic battles.

Are you tired of boring last names that everyone can pronounce? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos of unique names with lots of consonants in repetition. Who needs a simple last name when you can have one that confuses everyone around you?

Join us and experience the thrill of asserting your right to pronounce your own name however you want. Take a stand against the tyranny of incorrect pronunciations and show the world that you are the master of your own linguistic destiny.

But beware, family members may try to hold onto outdated pronunciations from decades past. Will you stand your ground and demand the respect you deserve? Or will you let them continue to butcher your name in front of your friends and colleagues?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the name battles begin! It’s a virtual world where last names reign supreme and drama is always just around the corner. Join us now and show the world that you are not to be messed with when it comes to pronouncing your own name!

BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP

air circulation, bedroom door, BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP, children, Closed, comfort, feng shui, home safety, nighttime routine, noise control, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, pet access, privacy, Room temperature, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, ventilation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ores Mined:	3618
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!

LastBlockStanding

contemplation, death, end of life, existential questions, final moments, final thoughts, last words, LastBlockStanding, life reflections, mortality, parting words, Reflection

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4632	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Votes:	9433

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops down and offers you a ride to the enchanted land of unlimited cake and pizza. But beware, the evil Creepers are plotting to steal all the bacon in the land, so you better join our server and help us save the day with your epic building skills and impeccable last words! So what are you waiting for? Join now before the dancing sheep run out of moves!

CraftyElectionStormIran

CraftyElectionStormIran, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital propaganda, disinformation campaign, election interference, election meddling, fake news, foreign interference, influence operations, information warfare, international politics, iran, Iran-Russia relations, Misinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, russian style, social media manipulation, U.S. election

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have IRANIAN SPIES trying to “storm” our elections with RUSSIAN-STYLE disinformation campaigns. it’s like a crazy spy thriller but in minecraft form. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans these spies will get up to next. join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some top secret government plots while you’re at it. don’t miss out on the action, join today!

MinedHype: Where griefing is not an option… but losing your diamond sword is fair game. Join now!

Builds, Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Diamond, Discord, economy plugin, fair, Game, Griefing, Join, long term, LOSING, MinedHype, Nether, option, Overworld, p2w, Public, Reset, shopping, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, sword, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1810	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

MinedHype Minecraft Server Overview

Connect to Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Key Features

– Friendly long-term public survival server with over 16,200+ unique players

– Mostly vanilla with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin

– Bedrock & Java Cross-Play supported

– Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, never reset

– Random player locations with /rtp and /home commands

– Grief allowed in unclaimed areas

– Use CoreProtect for server protection

– Public shopping district for player shops

For more information, visit:

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQs

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com on default ports for Bedrock(19132) and Java(25565).

2. Can I grief other players’ builds?

Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas. Make sure not to destroy others’ creations.

3. Is there a world border or spawn point?

There is no set world border or spawn point. Players are spread out randomly across the world.

4. How can I protect my builds?

You can use the /claim command to protect your builds, and CoreProtect is used for additional server protection.

SlimeCraft Minecraft Server

Confessions, Dark, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, grimy, hidden, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Mysterious, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Rime, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shameful, Shocking.., slimecraft, slimy, Untold, vulnerable

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	225
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the slimiest, grimiest, rimiest secrets that will keep you on the edge of your seat! From hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds to secret underground dungeons with rare loot, there’s always something exciting to discover.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a TNT fist?). Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim his riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner adventurer! Just remember to watch your back and keep your secrets close, because you never know who might be lurking in the shadows…