HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

TribalTrouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1636	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take heritage insults very seriously! If anyone dares to mention your Native American or Mediterranean background in a negative way, we’ll collect their heads in the game just like a boss! Join us if you want to unleash your inner warrior and show those haters who’s boss in the virtual world. So, if you’re ready to defend your heritage with a vengeance and have a blast while doing it, now’s the freaking time to join us!

NoVacayKids2021

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	919553
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	4163
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family’s canceled vacation plans.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy a bit of chaos. Just like how this husband went all out planning alternative summer activities after canceling a trip to Africa, we go above and beyond to provide the craziest Minecraft experience possible.

Who needs a vacation when you can join our server and escape reality in the most outrageous way? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of our wacky community where anything can happen!

RedFlagCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2701
Animals Bred:	13	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity, guaranteed to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us if you’re a fan of living life on the edge, because on our server, every block you break could lead to a surprise explosion! Who needs diamonds when you can have a thrilling near-death experience instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who roams the land pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what might happen next!

SovietSplatCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Towns Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	4145	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the wars are so epic, they make international headlines? Well, we got you covered! Our server is so lit that Ukraine may have accidentally hit Russia’s $600 million S-500 SAM system with ATACMS missiles during a heated PvP battle. That’s right, our battles are so intense that even real-world countries get involved! Join now for a chance to be a part of history and witness the craziest Minecraft wars you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and let the chaos begin!

PlanetCraftRacism

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where u can meet aliens and build ur own spaceship to travel to different planets like Mars and Jupiter.

we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.

plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.

so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!

ZillaSMP: Where Roleplaying, Factions, and Medieval Chaos Collide! Join the Madness Today!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3207

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Features
Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: Click here for the Gameplay Guide

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: Click here to join the Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is ZillaSMP?	ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics.
Is any mod required to join ZillaSMP?	No, no mods are required to join ZillaSMP.
What time period is ZillaSMP set in?	ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England.
Are there different roles to choose from in ZillaSMP?	Yes, players can choose roles like knight, pirate, viking, lord, and more.
How can I join ZillaSMP?	To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7050	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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