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Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	862	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	5028
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7267	Void Gems Collected:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.