🍆💦Gaumont Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

CreeperCupid

chance encounter, CreeperCupid, destiny, fate, first crush, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, soulmate, sweet beginnings, teenage love, true love, unforgettable, young love

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchantments Applied:	112	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	6122	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	201
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Items Found:	8057
Ores Mined:	2500	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Star Shards Collected:	55	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Revolutionary Gaumont Minecraft Servers

CreeperCupid

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ChinaCashOutCraft

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BlockyBroDefense

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ValkyriePVP

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Hyperfy SMP

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

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Serenity SMP Overview

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DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

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HangryCraft

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UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

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Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crops Grown:	7904
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9609

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	80
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5