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Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

ManChildMinecraftServer

cousin rivalry, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family drama aftermath, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Family Values, man child, ManChildMinecraftServer, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Animals Bred:	132	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Towns Built:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

CraftyZenLand

calmness, Contentment, CraftyZenLand, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, meditation, mental clarity, mindfulness, Nature, peaceful surroundings, positive affirmations, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, soothing music, stress relief, Tranquility

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

Armed Forces, CraftyWars, declaration of war, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, global security, international relations, iran, Iranian Assault, Israeli, Israeli leaders, Middle East conflict, military conflict, military response, military strike, national defense, nuclear program, political tensions, regional stability, security threat, strategic response

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

chemical toxins, childhood health, childhood obesity, clinical risk factors, developmental origins of health and disease, early childhood development, environmental factors, epigenetic changes, epigenome, genetic predisposition, health outcomes, maternal health, metabolic disorders, obesity, obesity prevention, pediatric obesity, Perinatal chemical exposures, perinatal health, PixelPreggoCraft, predicting obesity, prenatal care, public health initiatives, RiskFree

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	821
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

administrator, architectural, Buildings, Community, Creative, Events, Fabulous, Fantasic, Gaming, ideas, inspiration, landscapes, Meitenes, Minecraft, Rafts, Sanctuary, Server, Spleef, STREAMS, Unique, Videos

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

play.meitene.space

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

2f, 3f, 64, Arena, blu-dev, bros, Fizzi, Game, github, Latency Mod, latency slider, melee, Minecraft, MONEY, netplay, p.., pastebin, Quickplay, rugpull, Server, SMASH, Smash Remix, ssbg, Super, super smash bros, Working

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	501	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).