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Masses Minecraft SMP Generals

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the generals gather in their masses for some epic PvP battles and crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchantments Applied:	214	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1845	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	5833	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3828
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	2307
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!