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Down Under Block Party

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Farms Harvested:	578	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not laws! Are you tired of Australia and its people? Well, join our server and unleash your inner rebel without actually committing terrorism – duh!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to grief our server, but he was no match for our fearless players. Join us and show off your building skills to prove that you’re the real MVP of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s show Australia what real chaos looks like – in a fun and safe way, of course. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Creepin’ Kimoi Craft

Anime, awkward, awkward moments, BIZARRE, Craft, CREEPIN, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, Ehhhh, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, japanese, Kimoi, Manga, Otaku, pop culture, social interactions, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7083
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers dance and the villagers sing! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there are also evil zombie chickens roaming around looking for revenge on all players who dare to enter their territory.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will banish any griefers with their mighty ban hammer! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So come join us on our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of creeper love. Ehhhh? Kimoi.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

actual enemies, ANTISEMITE, antisemitic, Awareness, China, discrimination, Diversity, education, enemies, extremism, Focus, Harmony, hate, intolerance, Islam, madness, NormieCraft, normies, Peace, prejudice, russia, STOP, Unity, Western globalists

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	7708	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8824

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

action, Anime, debates, FANTASY, fate, fate anime, fate/zero, FateZeroCraft, good anime, holy grail war, Kiritsugu Emiya, long trail, Magic, meets, Minecraft, Saber

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	968
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

Brit, British, British Isles, Buckingham Palace, culture, Edition, Flag, God save the king, History, London, MATES, Minecraft, Monarchy, national pride, patriotism, Queen, royal family, royal wedding, tradition, United Kingdom, Windsor Castle

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!