Gas Powered Washing Machines MC Servers

GasWashMinecraftServer

electric washing machines, outdated technology, cleaning equipment, controversial opinions, gas powered washing machines

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the power of gas-powered washing machines! Why settle for boring old electric ones when you can have a washing machine that revs like a race car? Plus, we have a strict ban on electric washing machines because, let’s be real, they’re just not as fun.

But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.

Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

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NorseBrews SMP – Europe’s Finest Beer

Beverage, top pick, norway, craft beer, Premium

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic beer in all of Europe! And get this, it’s Norwegian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our beer was crafted by a group of Viking warriors who stumbled upon a magical brewery hidden deep in the mountains of Norway. These warriors were known for their epic battles and even more epic parties, and they knew they needed a brew that could match their legendary status. So, they spent years perfecting the recipe, using only the finest ingredients and the tears of their enemies to give it that extra kick.

Now, this beer has become a symbol of our server, a testament to our commitment to having a good time and living life to the fullest. So, if you want to join a community that knows how to have a good time, come on over and raise a glass with us. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, crazy parties, and maybe even a few Viking raids along the way. Skål!

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BabyCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Childbirth, Gender Roles, maternal health, Minecraft

Are you tired of being called a whipped husband who messed up the delivery of your child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t judge you based on your parenting skills! Join us and escape the real world drama for a land of blocks and endless possibilities.

Our server is so epic, even the toughest of players will shed a tear at the sight of our beautiful creations. We have towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and even a roller coaster that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our virtual world, you’ll uncover the secrets of the universe. Some say that diamonds are just the beginning, and that there are treasures beyond your wildest dreams waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky characters who will never judge you for forgetting to look at your baby during delivery.

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WhiteWeddingWoes

white dress, family dynamics, comfort over style, last minute decision, eczema flare-ups

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and wedding disasters!

Picture this: your stepbrother’s wedding is ruined because his fiancée is jealous of your daughter’s close relationship with him. She accuses you of “pi*ping out your daughter” and even suggests some creepy child bride scenario. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! The bride’s mother blames you for her daughter’s panic attacks and insists that your daughter should have never worn white. It’s a fashion faux pas turned into a full-blown meltdown!

Join our server for all the juicy gossip, outrageous accusations, and family feuds you could ever want. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

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LostPlayerAlert

Haunting, LostPlayerAlert, Forgotten, unexplained, cold case

Have you ever wondered what happened to Steve from Minecraft? Well, rumor has it he joined our server and never looked back! Join us and uncover the mystery of Steve’s disappearance while building epic structures and battling creepers with your new pals. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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NigeriaSextortMC Server

social-networking, sextortion, data privacy, phishing, online fraud

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE META TAKIN DOWN THOUSANDS OF FACEBOOK SCAMMERS FROM NIGERIA, EXCEPT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE DOWN THE VIRTUAL SCAMMERS BY BUILDING EPIC BASES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SAVE THE VIRTUAL WORLD FROM SCAMMERS, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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CraftyCommiesNoMore

international relations, CraftyCommiesNoMore, geopolitical tensions, supply chain, Military

come join our epic minecraft server where china is giving out free diamond swords to all players who join!!! zelensky himself is building a secret base to hide from russia and he needs YOUR help to defend against the evil invaders!!! join now and be a hero in this crazy world where anything can happen!!! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on our server!!!

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PlanetRespawnCraft

contemplation, REBIRTH, philosophy, BELIEF, PlanetRespawnCraft

so, like, imagine if u could be reborn as a frickin alien on a minecraft server, dude. like, u could be a green, slimy blob with tentacles or a sparkly, rainbow unicorn with laser eyes.

our server is, like, the only place where u can experience this wild adventure of being an alien in minecraft. we have crazy cool mods that let u fly through space, battle other aliens, and even abduct unsuspecting players.

join us and explore the galaxy, make new alien friends, and maybe even start a intergalactic war. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans u’ll get into on our server. come on, what are u waiting for? be an alien in minecraft and let the chaos begin!

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AbyssalOxygenBoost

oxygen levels, Marine Biology, underwater ecosystems, seafloor exploration, dark oxygen production

LOL COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DARK OXYGEN PRODUCTION AT DA ABYSSAL SEAFLOOR! OXYGEN BE INCREASING LIKE CRAZY, MORE DEN THREE TIMES DA NORMAL CONCENTRATION! WE BLAME IT ON DEM POLYMETALLIC NODULES, DEY BE UP TO NO GOOD!

IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD SHIZZ, DIS SERVER BE DA PLACE TO BE! WE GOT OXYGEN LEVELS GOIN’ THROUGH DA ROOF, AIN’T NOBODY KNOWS WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT! JOIN US FOR DA ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME, WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

Anarchy, Adventure, Prison, Grief, PvP

We have:

1)? Anarchy with an auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy the necessary items or sell unnecessary ones to become the richest!

? Quests and PvP system: You will find many tasks that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and much more! And if you are strong on an ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most powerful clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local authorities!

2) ? Skyblock with a quest system and island upgrades: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Dive into amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trumps heavenly kingdom.

3)? Grief Mode: We offer you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other tramps, and enjoy it!

4) ? Mini-games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take up the challenge and compete with other players!

Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and plunge into incredible adventures!

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