🍆💦Gary Anderson Minecraft Servers

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

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FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

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Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

45.11.228.33:27000

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magic Items Found:	2694	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	3730

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Emeralds Found:	2356	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

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X_SMP

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Troll Body Minecraft Server

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RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

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HonBar

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UA Danylo Server

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Movie SMP for Truecels

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Gladia Earth

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FleshFactory

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Trump Costume Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	422
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1860
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4320
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9334

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6487	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18