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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4033
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	367720
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

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Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	3748	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!