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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5592 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that actually launched players into outer space (true story, ask Steve from accounting).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your computer too, but that’s just a minor detail).