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HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Void Gems Collected:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Crops Grown:	8780	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2339	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	757
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Villages Defended:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8378	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	116
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Emeralds Found:	5051
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).