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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9541 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!