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Israelis vs Euros: Gargle Wars Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, cultural sensitivity, EUROS, freedom of speech, Gargle, global politics, Hate Speech, inappropriate, internet, Israeli semen, Israelis, Minecraft, offensive, online behavior, Provocative, public outrage, racism, Server, shock value, social media, trending, viral, Wars, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Euros gargling Israeli semen for fun! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll come across on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair where pigs ride on flying llamas while singing show tunes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

Chronicles, Covid-19, different variants, Document, first time, genetic mutation, Healthcare, Hospital, Hybrid, INFECTED, novel hybrid, Origin, patient, public health, recombinant variant, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientists, study, Swedish, transmitted, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

admin shop, bedrock connections, building, claiming plugins, Dark, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Find, gravity, Grief, Head Drops, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, multiplayer, player based, Player Shops, Public farms, Rail, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SSMP, Steals, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, tps, Youll

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6693

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Mania, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtuber

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Towns Built:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

202926894previous, Canada, Cum, Edition, mexico, Minecraft, shrimple, smp, Usa

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

aita, Apology, awkward situation, baggy clothes, CrushCraft, difficult situation, dinner outing, dress style, expensive restaurant, FANTASY, feeling awkward, feeling hot, friend’s husband crush, friend’s request, looking hot, makeup, MAYHEM, rude response, sense check, unreasonable request

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7734
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Votes:	4024	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GovtBabyAbort SMP

abortion, BELIEF, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, distrust, extremism, fake news, fear-mongering, GovtBabyAbort, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Partisan, polarization, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, Propaganda, rhetoric, smp, social media, US government

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

CraftyDebate2020

civil debate, CraftyDebate2020, debate, DeCorum, dignity, disagreement, Polite, polite debate, political discourse, politicians, politicians can be polite, politicians can disagree, Politics, proof, Refreshing, respectful debate, Thoughts, Vance, Vice President debate, vp debate, Walz

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Her Mission Minecraft Server

Adventure, Assignment, challenge, Duty, Game, game on, game plan, Gaming, Goal, goal oriented, Minecraft, Mission, mission accomplished, mission and game, mission statement, mission-driven, Objective, purpose, Quest, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, task

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Votes:	2969
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Star Shards Collected:	165	Animals Bred:	182

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, creeper, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Farms Harvested:	571	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

LockedOutLair

Autonomy, BEDROOM, belongings, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, fingerprint lock, generational differences, grandmother, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Lock, LockedOutLair, personal belongings, personal space, portable door lock, privacy, Respect

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	244	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!