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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9577 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4835 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4306 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
