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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2755 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 6828 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!
Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!