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DrunkCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in real life while drunk? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can get as drunk as you want without any consequences! Build a giant statue of a dancing llama, ride a pig through a maze of lava, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the virtual club we have set up! Join us now and let loose in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks)!

MaoMemosLegalWarfare

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in da land of blockz! we got creepers dat tell u bedtime stories, endermen dat do da cha cha slide, n zombies dat throw epic dance parties!

rumor has it dat Mao’s secretary left his diary in dis server, and now it’s at da center of a legal battle over da history of modern China! u can help uncover da secrets hidden within da diary and maybe even save da world from a zombie apocalypse!

come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a skeleton or two. who knows what crazy shenanigans await u in dis server!

BirthdayThreads

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha. One time, a player found a diamond block that turned into a talking parrot that told jokes all day long. It was wild, dude.

If you join this server, you’ll get a magic wand that can turn any block into a cake. Yeah, you heard me right. Cake for days, bro. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. If you can defeat the chicken and open the chest, you’ll find a magical unicorn that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and craziness on this server. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time. See you there, dude!

AmpedCraft – Stay Alive, Avoid the Meth!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	27983
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than the amphetamine use in Australia is the level of fun you’ll have? We got blocks for days and mobs that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own meth lab (just kidding, please don’t do that) and battling creepers while high on life (or maybe something else, we don’t judge).

With a community crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So come on down and see why our player count is suspected to be much higher than the government survey says. Let’s get blocky, baby!

ViibeMC Network: The ‘Economy’ of claiming free ranks with 1.21 Jobs & Skills!

Adventure, Caves, Challenges, Claiming, Conquest, creativity, Development, Dimensions, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, EXCITEMENT, free, Friends, Ip:, ISLAND, Jobs, landscapes, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Ranks, Resources, Server, Skills, smp, strategy, Structures, ViibeMC

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

ViibeMC Server Overview

Game Mode	Description
SMP (Survival Multiplayer)	Team up with friends to conquer landscapes, custom enchantments added for extra excitement.
Skyblock	Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand into a bustling paradise, compete for monthly island payouts.

IP: play.viibe.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ViibeMC server?

To join the ViibeMC server, simply use the IP address play.viibe.xyz in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I play on ViibeMC with my friends?

Yes, in the SMP game mode, you can team up with friends to explore and conquer together.

3. What makes ViibeMC different from other servers?

ViibeMC offers custom enchantments and unique challenges in both game modes to enhance your gameplay experience.

PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the virtual world! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.

JobHunters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Buildings Constructed:	29

Looking for an escape from the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your lazy spouse!

Imagine a world where you can work on your construction skills without working 70 hours a week. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can relax, have fun, and actually get more than 5 hours of sleep a night.

No more arguments about who should be working and who should be staying at home. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a harmonious community. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful spouses who think taking care of the house is a full-time job.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server!

NoNeighborNoEntryCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this neighbor drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being a doorman in a virtual world. Knock on doors, buzz buzz buzz, and let your friends in (or not, we won’t judge).

But beware, just like in real life, there are consequences for not carrying your virtual key. Get ready for some intense door-knocking action and maybe even some angry rants from your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have this level of drama in Minecraft?

So come on in (with your key in hand) and join the fun! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will treat you like their virtual concierge. It’s a wild world out there, but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

MissileCraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, so like, imagine you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and mining for diamonds, right? And then BOOM, outta nowhere, Romania comes in with their $592 million missile deal and escalates their air defense capacity. Like, what even is happening?! But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from any missile attacks ’cause we got the best defense in town. Plus, you’ll get to witness some epic battles between creepers and villagers that’ll make your head spin. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the craziest one out there!