Garda Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPersona Minecraft Server

Atlus, character creation, CraftyPersona, Demons, dungeon crawling, high school, japanese, metaverse, Minecraft, Mythology, Persona, persona 5, phantom thieves, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, social simulation, SUMMONING, Supernatural powers, turn based combat, Velvet Room, video game

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Spears Created:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

Actor, actress, attraction, CelebCrushSleepover, celebrity crush, desire, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fantasy lover, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, long term crush, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, romance, secret crush, Server, sleep with, star

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3424	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!

Instantly Epic MC

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Compelling, Engaging, enjoyable from the start, Entertaining, Epic, immediate payoff, instant gratification, Instantly, must watch, no buildup, no filler episodes, no patience required, no slow start, no waiting, no warm-up needed, skip the beginning, straight into the action, straight to the point, tv shows, worth watching

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Farms Harvested:	105	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Towns Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Animals Bred:	183	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitors

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, Wears

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Choice, consequences, dark lord, dark souls, decision, endings, Epic, FANTASY, first flame, Frampt, Gaming, Immersive, Kaathe, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, SoulfulEnds, Storyline, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	204
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

VehicleVibesMC

Agreement, Bronco, brother, CAR, contract, Deal, family, Help, Job, kia, maintenance, MONEY, parents, Promise, RAM, Sell, Trade, Truck, Upset, Vehicle, VehicleVibesMC

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	733
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Animals Bred:	150	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.

But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?

So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!