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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Animals Bred:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

Anime, average height, Bee, beemee, BPD, committed relationship, cool aid, cuddles, cutie, diagnosed autism, Diagnosis, Loyal, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, schizophrenia, self improvement, slightly chubby, sloppy toppy, smp, Understanding, women’s issues

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	3177	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6044	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8508
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Characters, community event, Competition, creative writing, dystopian, futuristic, games, HG, Hunger, Hunger Games, Minecraft, NeoTokyo, online gaming, pastebin, role playing, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, storytelling, Survival, virtual reality, web-based battle royale

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Votes:	7268	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213
Animals Bred:	111	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

Aewtrannies, CANCELLED, controversy, correct the record, corrections, Drama, Entertainment, fan reactions, Fandom, Hogwheels, internet trolls, Minecraft, Misinformation, online arguments, pop culture, Rumors, Slopdown, smp, social media, television, wrestling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	7522
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> The Black Man Marches On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	4959	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the black man marches on and the negro chads reign supreme. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best dance moves.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

– Our admin team consists of highly trained penguins who are experts in redstone engineering and building jaw-dropping structures. They may waddle around awkwardly, but don’t underestimate their skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience. The black man marches on, and the negro chads are waiting for you to join their ranks!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transgirls who are ready and willing to have sex with you right now! That’s right, you can build and mine during the day and then have some steamy virtual fun at night. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before. Join us today and let the wild adventures begin!

Christmas Eth Giveaway Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Hey gamers! So, get this – our fearless leader is turning 25 on December 25th and he’s feeling extra generous. He’s giving away 25 eth (that’s right, cryptocurrency baby) to celebrate! But here’s the catch – you gotta join our Minecraft SMP and participate in a wild treasure hunt. The first 5 people to reach the end will score 5 eth each. And if less than 5 make it, they’ll split the loot.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. And the final clue is hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, gear up, and get ready to hunt for that sweet, sweet eth. Deadline is December 26th, so don’t miss out on this epic adventure. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!