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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3778 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 895 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.