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CraftyLife Minecraft Server

Choice, civility, complaining, CraftyLife, Drama, Evil, Good, Happiness, Japanese culture, Life, mindset, Minecraft, Negativity, Outrage, personal growth, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Spreading, Suffering, westerners, Willpower

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Votes:	7859
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	963874
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of all the drama and negativity in your life? Do you want to surround yourself with positivity and good vibes? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity. No more toxic players ruining your day, just pure fun and creativity. Plus, our community is filled with Japanese players who know how to shun incivility and spread kindness instead.

So why choose evil over good when you can join our server and choose happiness instead? Build, explore, and laugh with us on the most wholesome Minecraft server out there. Join now and say goodbye to drama forever!

Blueberry Slayers Minecraft Server

4channel, action, album, blueberry, Heart, idea.., japanese, Kill Blue, Love Love, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Page 62, reading, Rendering, romance, Server, shueisha, SLAYERS, Suspense, Thriller, Title, VIEWER, Website

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Love Love Album – full of heart, passion, and epic adventures! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of our server!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

abusive household, Boundaries, casual job, CraftyCash, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial support, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, no contact, physical injuries, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Server, single mother, tight budget, victim mentality

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of shouldering the financial burden for your mom and siblings after saving them from abuse? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no financial responsibilities whatsoever.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about paying rent or bills for anyone else. You can mine for diamonds and gold without being guilt-tripped into sharing your loot. And best of all, you can finally take a break from the real world and just focus on having fun in the virtual world.

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our server. And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations – not your mom asking for money!

ExSILParentQuestMC

Affair, bad blood, Cheating, Communication, custody, Decision making, Divorce, ExSILParentQuestMC, family, foster care, Grief, half-sibling, Heartless, love, Niece, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, sibling, STI

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	190	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy ex drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape reality and build your own virtual family with your in-game children. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole new virtual family to take care of?

Our server is so fun, even your ex’s sister will be calling you non-stop to join in on the action. She’ll beg you to take in her niece and create a happy home for all three kids, but hey, you’ve got diamond mining to do! Who needs real drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

So come on, join us and leave your ex and his crazy family drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual world where you can be the hero of your own story. And remember, on our server, you’re never the AH – unless you grief someone’s build, then all bets are off!

Craftaholic

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, addictive personality, alcoholism, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanism, Craftaholic, cravings, dependency, drug addiction, gambling addiction, habits, impulse control, internet addiction, Obsession, Psychological, self-control, substance abuse

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addiction needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to school (but don’t tell your parents we said that).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and feed your addiction like never before! Just be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop.

FarmCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Scene, DISCOVER, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement, drug manufacturing, drug production, drug seizure, drug trade, drug trafficking, Farm, FarmCraft, illegal operation, investigation, law enforcement, meth lab, Minecraft, Multimillion-Dollar, Narcotics, organized crime, Police, Server, south african

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A METH LAB ON A FARM YO. SOUTH AFRICAN POLICE BE TRIPPIN WHEN THEY FOUND OUR MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR OPERATION. COME JOIN US AND HELP US MAKE SOME SICK CASH IN MINECRAFT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT METH, RIGHT? PLUS, WE GOT COPS CHASIN US SO IT’S LIKE A REAL LIFE ADVENTURE. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE GET BUSTED, LOL.

KharkivKhaosCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, devastation, eastern europe, Fighting, international news, Invasion, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivKhaosCraft, loss of life, Military, Russian troops, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world affairs, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1439	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like a bunch of noobs! we have so much fun blowing up their bases and stealing their diamonds that even Zelenskyy himself is impressed! he even said that 20,000 russians were killed trying to take us down in Kharkiv Oblast! come join the chaos and be a part of the most insane battles in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!

StrawHolezMC

Argument, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, cylindrical, debate, discussion, Drinking, Existential, Hole, inquiry, OBJECT, one hole, opinion, perspective, Philosophical, question.., straw, StrawHolezMC, two holes, Utensil

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Votes:	4355
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.

if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.

NovelCraft: AI Boosted Creativity

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Boosted, collective novelty, CONTENT, creative writing, creativity, digital storytelling, Engaging, imagination, individual creativity, innovation, less creative, machine learning, narrative, novel, NovelCraft, storytelling, Technology, varied content, Writers, Writing

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS DANCE! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMONDS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR AI TECHNOLOGY WILL MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE 1000% MORE EPIC! YOU’LL BE SLAYING DRAGONS AND BUILDING CASTLES LIKE A PRO IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

MineJump Weekly – Minecraft Server

Anime, Characters, Community, discussion, fanbase, japanese, magazine, Manga, Minecraft, MineJump, News, Popular, Recommendations, releases, reviews, series, Server, SHONEN, storylines, Updates, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, Weekly Thread, wsj

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
New Chunks Explored:	168008	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for our weekly thread where we do the craziest challenges you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Last week, we had a challenge where players had to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks. The winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt! And the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magic bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!