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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6984 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
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