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DigStraightDown

advice misconceptions, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice that backfires, advice that disappoints, advice that doesn’t deliver, advice that doesn’t work, advice that fails, advice that falls flat, advice that falls short, advice that flops, advice that misses the mark, advice that underwhelms, advice to avoid, bad advice, common advice, DigStraightDown, ineffective advice, misguided advice, popular advice, unhelpful advice

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Void Gems Collected:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6389	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6282	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	43	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	106
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Items Found:	8902
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	5950	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ores Mined:	3184	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	100
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!