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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2564 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 797135 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Crops Grown: | 5267 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
