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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5999 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.
