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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4120 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
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