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CraftyConfusion

befuddlement, bewilderment, brain teaser, cognitive dissonance, complexity, confusion, conundrum, CraftyConfusion, Enigma, head scratcher, incomprehensibility, incomprehension, mental block, mind-boggler, Mystery, perplexing question, perplexity, puzzle, puzzlement, Riddle, unfathomable concept

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8096	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9729	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7073	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crops Grown:	3992
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7679
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	161	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!