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TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear
lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance -
Brain Glass Discovery Server
Yo, you won’t believe the crazy shiz happening on this Minecraft server! We got brains turning into glass like some kind of ancient volcano magic. Join us and witness the madness as we explore the mysteries of Mount Vesuvius and uncover the secrets of the human brain. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally awesome way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures! -
MCTown
MCTown Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP play.mctown.net Discord https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs Wiki https://wiki.mctown.net/ About MCTown Server
- 100+ custom biomes and season system
- Resource pack for enhanced visual
- 100+ Mobs and items with custom mechanics and visuals
- Open World – explore and loot dungeons
- RPG Progressions – Stats and Animated Abilities
- Community Feedback: Your voice matters!
- New farming, cooking, and fishing systems for casual players
- No Pay-to-Win
- Custom furniture and cosmetics
PvP Event on March 15th
Join us for a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes!
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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6
Yo, listen up fellow anons! If you’re tired of being a shut-in incel, come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have virtual waifus that will actually talk to you! No more rejection, just blocky love. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are top tier, perfect for mining away your insecurities. So leave the basement and join us for some epic block-building adventures! -
BoogerCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where blowing your nose on the bar is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your sinus-draining needs. We even have a special snot rag pyramid building competition every week!Join us for a unique experience where you can honk into bev-napkins to your heart’s content, without judgment. Our community is full of allergy sufferers who understand the struggle and will cheer you on as you blow your nose with reckless abandon.
Don’t worry about hygiene here – we embrace the unwashed hand reaching back into the napkin stack for more tissue. It’s all part of the fun!
So come on down to our bar-themed Minecraft server and let those sinuses flow. Just make sure to clean up your snot pyramid before you log off – we have standards, after all.
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NoTeenZoneCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your partner’s college escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of drama and deceit, just like the plot twists in this relationship!We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in Minecraft, with surprises around every corner. Who knows, you might even find your partner hanging out with a 19-year-old in-game, just like in real life!
But don’t worry, we promise full transparency and boundaries – just like this player’s partner should have had. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret realm where the drama never ends.
So join our server now for a drama-filled adventure that will leave you questioning everything – just like this player questioned their relationship. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?
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DocuMinecraft SMP: What’s Ur Fave?
Yo, so like, have you ever watched a documentary on this one Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest thing ever, bro. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens trying to take over the Minecraft world, but they’re disguised as pigs. And like, the players have to team up and defeat them by finding rare items and doing crazy challenges. It’s wild, man. And the best part is, if you join the server, you get to be part of the story and help save the world from the evil pig aliens. Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and giant boss battles and stuff. It’s so epic, you gotta join and be a hero, bro! -
BlockyBizarreActs
Have you ever seen someone confidently walk down the street wearing a chicken suit and clucking at strangers like it was the most normal thing in the world? Well, that’s basically what you can expect on our Minecraft server! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and even hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJ. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity at its finest? -
EuroVsUS Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have danish grocery chains that sell european goods like fancy cheeses and chocolate that will make you go OOH LA LA! we even have a special section for US goods like peanut butter and marshmallows because who doesn’t love a good old american snack, amirite? plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to blow up your hard work, they just wanna chill and watch you build your epic castle. so come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of cheese tasting along the way. trust us, you won’t regret it! -
BorderlineCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we got the white house officials going cray cray and redrawing borders like it’s a coloring book. who needs boring old politics when you can join us and build your own empire with no rules and no boundaries (literally). watch out for flying pigs and dancing llamas, they’re our security guards. also, did we mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake? yea, it’s lit. so come on over and let’s make minecraft great again (but not in a political way, just in a fun way).