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CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

BETRAYAL, Character development, character downfall, character evolution, character growth, character transformation, CraftyCrash, Downfall, downfall of a character, dramatic, Heartbreaking, Plot development, plot twist, Redemption, Server, Shocking.., Shutdown, story arc, tragic, tragic ending., unexpected, unexpected twist, WORSE, WORST

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ores Mined:	7402
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9298	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

aging, Bloodline, consequences, Country, Crafty, decision, Edition, Elderly, family, Future, Genocide, ISOLATION, Legacy, lols, mfw, Reflection, regret, remorse, self-sterilization, sterilization, sterilized, trannies, visitation, Voluntary

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Crops Grown:	4702
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	895
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Enchantments Applied:	253	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	6245
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Votes:	6648	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4407	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3034	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crops Grown:	8408	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3566
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

abema.tv, BA tourney, booru, booru.org, Document, Epic, forms, FRIDAY, GOOGLE, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, Ready, registration, repo.riichi.moe, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, Tile, tourney, TUESDAY, Victory

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	8587	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8543
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!