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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	157	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

JerichoSurvivor69

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	83317	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	4948
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Latin HappyCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	4819	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ores Mined:	6917
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!