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Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	259	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6349
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2533	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	91

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

Arrest warrant, arrested, Attorney, celebrity news, court case, criminal charges, DiddyCraft, entertainment industry, famous musician, Hip Hop, legal defense, legal issues, legal proceedings, legal representation, legal trouble, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music mogul, new york, police custody, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

coordinated campaign, Disinformation, election interference, EuroDisinfoWars, European Parliament elections, european politics, fake news, far-right parties, foreign influence, information warfare, internal documents, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leaked documents, Misinformation, political manipulation, political propaganda, propaganda center, russian campaign, Russian meddling, social media platforms, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Votes:	1392	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	488	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!