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SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Animals Bred:	56
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Potions Brewed:	137	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	104896	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
New Chunks Explored:	831157	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Votes:	7895
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?