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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6485 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 277 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!