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Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

HungryCrafters

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6163
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

AddictiveCraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Do you find yourself constantly craving that sweet, sweet block-breaking action? Are you always dreaming of building the ultimate diamond palace in the sky? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with insane events like Creeper Olympics, where you have to outrun exploding creepers to win fabulous prizes! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where villagers bust out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox! So if you’re ready to join a community of fellow blockheads who share your addiction to all things Minecraft, then come on down and join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your own pickaxe, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBlast18

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mines Excavated:	4020	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	823

If I could go back to being 18, I would tell myself to join this Minecraft server because it’s the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a diamond helmet trying to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. So yeah, forget about investing in Bitcoin or studying for exams, come join us and live your best virtual life!

PressFreedomCraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	109	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself insists there is press freedom in russia as long as u obey the law!!! we have epic builds like a giant statue of putin riding a bear and a secret underground bunker filled with vodka and caviar!! join now to experience the thrill of dodging russian spies while building ur own communist utopia!! trust us, u won’t regret it comrade!! #freedomofpress #russianspies #vodkaandcaviar

CraftyPolishPatriots

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like the ultimate boss battle and they have to shoot down russian missiles over ukraine to protect their national security HAHAHA join our server and be part of this epic battle! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot world domination with your friends. come join us and be part of the chaos!

ArthritisCraft – The Gel Adventure

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that can cure ur arthritis? yea u heard me right, our new hydrogel ‘invention’ is gonna slow down and treat arthritis in early stages, like whaaaat. imagine mining diamonds and ur joints feeling better at the same time, mind blown right? come join us and be part of this breakthrough development that’s gonna bring hope to millions of people suffering from osteoarthritis. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our server, so like why wouldn’t u wanna join? let’s mine and heal together, join now! 🦄🐷💎 #minecraftmagic #curearthritis #unicornsanddiamonds

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Cash is a singer-songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. His music blends elements of folk, rock, and country, creating a unique sound that resonates with audiences. With influences ranging from Bob Dylan to Johnny Cash, Cash delivers authentic and raw performances that leave a lasting impression. His honest songwriting and powerful voice have earned him a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

EtiquetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of sportsmanship and etiquette like you’ve never seen before! Start off each game by wishing your opponents good luck and have fun, because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Even when you’re losing, remember to say good game and show respect to your fellow gamers. Compliment your opponent’s sick plays and be patient with your teammates – after all, we’re all just trying to survive in this crazy blocky world. So come on, join us for a game where manners and good vibes reign supreme!

Incestcraft SMP: Suicide Squad

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the Incestards are on suicide watch because our community is just that chaotic and hilarious. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, plotting world domination while disguised as innocent farm animals. Don’t trust anyone who offers you a llama ride, they might be trying to recruit you into their llama army.

Our PvP battles are legendary, with players wielding enchanted diamond pickaxes and riding pigs into battle. You never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue during a fight, from players accidentally hitting each other with their fishing rods to accidentally setting their own houses on fire with a misplaced fireball.

But don’t worry, our community is always there to support each other through the chaos. Whether you need help rebuilding your house after a creeper explosion or just someone to laugh at your latest failed redstone contraption, our players are always ready to lend a hand (or a laugh).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.