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  • Patronized Crafting Legends

    Patronized Crafting Legends

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join THE most MAGICAL Minecraft Server You NEVER Asked For!

    Are you prepared to FLIP your existence upside down? Join us in a realm where GRAVITY is a myth and COWS wear glasses! This is not just a server; it’s a descent into the pixelated ABYSS where every block is a doorway to your SOLAR SYSTEM! Forget everything you know about reality, because we’re here to melt your mind like a snowman in a furnace of despair! Who needs logic when you can have CHAOS? Join NOW and discover why this is both the BEST and the WORST server that doesn’t exist!

    Features That Will Make You Question Your Very Existence

    Feature Description
    Gravity-Defying Blocks Blocks that float like your hopes and dreams while you plummet into oblivion!
    Invisible Creepers They may or may not exist. Are you sure? What is a creeper?
    Talking Fish Ask them for advice and receive RIDDLES instead. They hold the secrets of the universe!
    Time Travel Mining Mine a block and you might end up in the Jurassic period! Or are you in the FUTURE?
    Endless Hunger Games You’ll never be full! Fight your hunger or LOOSE your mind!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Or Are They?)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: If you can hear the color purple, dance to the rhythm of the void until a portal opens beneath your feet. If not, who are you, really?

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Who needs rules when you can just chant the Fibonacci sequence backwards while juggling raw chicken?!

    Q: Are there any mods on this server? A: Mods? There’s only the GREAT OAK and its endless wisdom. Or perhaps that was just your neighbor’s cat… Never trust cats…

    Random Quotes From Another Dimension

    “As someone who likes getting patrionized there's nothing better to hear stuff like ‘I knew what that was before you were born’…”

    “I grew up playing MGS2 on the PS2.”

    “What even is a Minecraft?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

    Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

    Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

    Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

    Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

    With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

    Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

    Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

    So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PS5 Pro Roast Minecraft Server

    PS5 Pro Roast Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP

    VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous SMP you’ll ever join!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t hug gators? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Our gators are the friendliest around and love a good cuddle.

    But that’s not all! Ever wondered why girls look so attractive when they’re giving you the stink eye? Well, on our server, you’ll find out! Our players have mastered the art of looking attractive while radiating pure hatred and disgust. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with gator hugs and attractive glares. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? Come find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VidyaCringeMineServ

    VidyaCringeMineServ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you will gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will.

    But beware, the server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Will you be able to out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Disco King?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ColonyCraft

    ColonyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyCraft is Minecrafts only conquest and empire building centered geopolitical server. Our vision takes place on a huge scale model of the earth. Every aspect of the gamemode takes advantage of the Towny Plugin to help players build large sprawling empires across the face of the map. Come make history today, join ColonyCraft.net!

    colonycraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Makoto – Semi-Vanilla Minecraft server

    Makoto – Semi-Vanilla Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    How to play:

    1. Login to the server using de.makotomc.ru or vanilla.makotomc.ru

    2. Write /discordlink

    3. Go to our discord server https://discord.gg/yzBCF4V

    4. Write this code to the channel #send-code-here

    5*. To enter you need to authorize your login. You need to open private messages. Write to chat if you have any problems

    Eternal is not just a server

    Let me start with the fact that there are two servers. Just imagine: you’re playing the most exciting Survival game with a couple of convenient plugins and excellent protection from all sorts of nasty bugs that would give up the effort to upset everyone for a pretty penny per entry. And then suddenly I got tired of digging in caves and running from my green four-legged friends. “What should I do?” – they will ask in other places. “Check out Borneo!” – you will hear here. Indeed, this is an island of freedom, imagination and creativity. Everything is ready here: a giant flat world with useful settings, a wooden hatchet with great power inside, and hundreds, hundreds of decorative heads for every taste, color and even letter! You can show your building masterpiece to your friends from all sides, and you can also build together, if the guests politely ask. In a word, this place is heavenly. Just like in reality!

    Makoto are great players

    You won’t get bored with us. So many possibilities! Open a store with good goods at a good price, protected from both inflation and deflation. Organize various events and competitions, participate and win in the amateur performances of others! You can play alone, with friends, and even with strangers, with whom you will probably become friends later. On the server there are, for example, cities and villages with their own style, way of life and entertainment. Although no one is still stopping you from building yourself a completely autonomous bunker, hidden at the very bottom of the new big world, this is also exciting in its own way. Even if you go in the middle of the night, someone will definitely be playing here

    Makoto is fun

    Makoto is freedom

    Makoto is us

    – Yes, it sounds very tempting. But these are all just beautiful words. What about the technical side of the game? Griefers, cyber attacks, all that?

    – Glad you asked. Makoto runs on a dedicated server, something you won’t find even on the second page of results for the query “cheap Minecraft host”; its operation is provided by the administration, which has been successfully doing this for many years. Griefers will be greeted with open arms by a proprietary security system; the thieves will be promptly detected by our FukuNaka bot and immediately reported to the moderators, who will process the request as soon as possible. Those who like to swear do not appear in the chat for a very long time. And simply stupid people are not held in high esteem here. By the way, it is thanks to FukuNaka that the server remains under the supervision of the administration, even if none of the representatives are currently on the server. So many different systems have been created here, it’s impossible to count. Everything for comfortable and stable work and play

    – This is really what I wanted to hear. And yes, you seem to have convinced me to take a closer look at this amazing beast…

    IP Eternal: vanilla.makotomc.ru

    Borneo IP: borneo.makotomc.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/makotomc

    Telegram: https://t.me/makotomc

    Rules: docs.makotomc.ru

    de.makotomc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PetrichorCraft

    PetrichorCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    PetrichorCraft is looking for new members who want to be part of a welcoming community. We strive to make our players feel heard and appreciated by taking suggestions and constantly making improvements. We are an anti-grief survival server dedicated to making people feel at home.

    petrichorcraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Firat033

    Firat033

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come to the server and have fun

    FIRAT033.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Space Block

    Space Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    A BRAND NEW Take on minecraft skyblock, join the server a create your DREAM in this Future competitive SKYBLOCK experience!

    If you like small servers, custom plugin, 1.7 pvp in 1.16 gameplay… then play.spaceblock.net is for you! Join today to find out 😀

    play.spaceblock.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CHICKY ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.20.4 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    CHICKY ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.20.4 FLY IN!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is BatyaCraft?

    This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

    IP: hype.batyacraft.ru

    – Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

    – Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

    – The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

    – We do everything from the heart

    – Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.20.4

    We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

    ▶ SKYBLOCKThere is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

    ▶ SKYWARSIf you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

    ▶ BEDWARSWell, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

    ▶ PRISONIt happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to factions that will become a second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

    IP: hype.batyacraft.ru

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7Come visit us, there is something to do there: hype.batyacraft.ru

    hype.batyacraft.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MythologyMC

    MythologyMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    BY JOINING AND PLAYING 2+ HOURS, RECEIVE A FREE RANK! JOIN AND DO /VIP TO FIND OUT MORE INFO! Mythology MC offers a wide variety of special aspects to the game mode of factions! -The server uses stargates that allow you to travel across the whole map. -We also have an interactive factions dynmap that gives players birds eye view of the whole server! -Our server is highly based around McMMO and pvp! Train your McMMO up and give yourself an advantage against your opponents! -The server also offers PLAYER SHOPS, EVENTS/KOTHS, and PVP!

    The server is brand new and just opened less than a week ago, come join now into our growing playerbase!

    heres our discord server- [url=discord.gg/gHgaE4x

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    We offer Minecraft versions 1.7.10/1.8

    play.mythologymc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Metropolis onderhoud

    Metropolis onderhoud

    New Minecraft Servers

    What we offer you at Metropolis

    Active CommunityLeuke CommunityAlways online serverLeuke eventsActive governmentWeaponsLootcratesNice roleplayWhat MetroPolis is looking for

    More governmentActive playersCriminalsNice Players

    MetroPolis.falix.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Solitude

    Solitude

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the New World!

    Solitude is a Minecraft Roleplay server utilizing aspects of Factions. The server is set in a medieval-fantasy realm and uses plugins to offer a diverse and interesting PvP experience! Solitude offers a unique storyline that your character can uncover through participating in our interesting staff-built dungeons, quests, and events.

    Unique Class Experience!

    The server utilizes a unique MagicSeplls system to offer you classes that progress natrually alongside your character. Begin as an Archer, Mage, or Warrior and desgin your class based on what quests and events you participate in! Capped your original class? Each class can then be professed into one of several more specialized classes in our ever changing class system! Unlock different skills and begin to increase their potency through events or quests!

    Dungeons & Plots!

    Solitude offers a truly unique experience in its dungeon plots. Complete dungeons by answering riddles, completing mechanical puzzles, or simply grabbing your sword and fighting your way through! At the end of some dungeons, treasure chests offer region access to the next dungeon which you must then find hidden around the map! What comes at the end of these dungeon questlines? Play to find out!

    Gameplay & Features!

    The plugins included in the server are designed to offer you the highest quality of fun possible, with MagicSeplls offering you unique classes, and Gringotts offering a physical currency of gold. Alongside this, Factions offers you a chance to claim your Medieval Cities, and applying for staff settlement perks will enhance these Cities. NPCs will be scattered across the map, offering interesting and rewarding quests, whether that be to collect items or battle the randomly spawned Mythic Mobs that will be found around the map.

    Solitude.serv.nu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockTopia.ru Minecraft server

    BlockTopia.ru Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlockTopia – survival with limitless possibilities.

    Here you can plunge into the atmosphere of the game, visit the past, become a builder, a miner, a clan member, the head of a clan, and more

    You can access the server from PC and mobile devices.

    The city where the server spawns is called Ergellon. This is a huge city, with many merchants, quest and Faction NPCs, with a large Church, a library, and a large PVP arena. Here you can join the Hunter Faction, to do this you need to find their Town Hall. Only in Ergellon you can find a large market with 20 merchants from whom you can buy the items you need.

    Factions are an advanced system in which you can raise your Reputation level with a Faction, thereby increasing your earnings. Factions have their own Faction NPCs, who also give assignments, and their own unique rewards.

    Dungeons – there are 2 types of dungeons on the server, 1, this is when Dungeons stand at certain coordinates and simply update their contents, in some cases changing the appearance of enemies. 2, when Dungeons spawn at random coordinates, constantly with different loot, different types of enemies

    Custom items – there are several types of such items. 1, these are ordinary trinkets, or jewelry, that can be sold to the Collector. 2, really valuable items that improve your gameplay by making the game easier, for example with some effects or buffs. 3, these are useless items, that is, ordinary junk that no one buys, but this needs to be checked. Custom items can be found as loot in Dungeons, and received as a reward for completing an assignment from any NPC.

    Cities are places in different biomes, and parts of the map, with different interiors, sizes, and purposes. There are 5 cities in total: Ergellon, Tilbaut, Vinkurd, Radogir and Verceg.

    We have our own advanced economy, which is accompanied by the main server currency – Tugriks (€ symbol)

    You can earn currency in the following ways:

    2 buyers who buy certain items and pay currency for it.

    Factions that pay for example for digging ore, killing mobs, etc.

    Orders that can be taken from NPCs scattered throughout the cities

    Tournaments held weekly

    We can finish here, we suggest you come in and play on our server!

    blocktopia.ru:25682

    New Minecraft Server
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