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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 819 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 167 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
