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RaisinCraft: The Minecraft Server that’s as Surprising as a Raisin in a Cookie!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	187	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	147	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	3042	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Have you ever logged onto a Minecraft server expecting epic adventures and thrilling quests, only to be greeted by the disappointment of a raisin cookie? Well, fear not, because our server is the chocolate chip cookie of the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground club where the pigs throw the wildest parties. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Fly around the server and shoot rainbows at your enemies while cackling maniacally.

So why settle for a raisin cookie when you can have a chocolate chip adventure on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GTX1070 StruggleCraft: Where even your graphics card can’t handle the fun!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magic Items Found:	3172	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	737
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of your GTX1070 struggling to keep up with 1080p medium settings on a 9-year-old game? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Our server is so intense that your GTX1070 will thank you for the break from the crisis situation it’s been in.

With modern HTML formatting and lolzy descriptions, our server will have you laughing and playing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Mutahar’s Twitter Escape – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3306	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crops Grown:	7909	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of seeing graphic depictions of poop all over your Twitter feed? Want to escape the madness and join a Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not feces? Look no further! Our server is poop-free guaranteed, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of stumbling upon any unsavory surprises. Join us now and say goodbye to shit fetishism once and for all!

LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional release, eye irritation, forgiveness, good times, Healing Process, inner peace, LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP, letting go, Memories, moving forward, moving on, moving past grief, Nostalgia, personal growth, Releasing, Self Discovery, self reflection

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	2943

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.

NoBroRideVacay

adhd, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, INCONVENIENCE, late arrival, NoBroRideVacay, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, sacrifice, Schedule, sibling, sibling dynamics, unruly teenager

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of babysitting your unruly 15-year-old brother on family road trips? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos and embark on epic adventures without any annoying siblings tagging along!

Join our server and leave the drama behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to broken phones and laptops, and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Our server is the perfect getaway for those who crave peace and quiet, away from the madness of family trips. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected passengers hopping into your virtual car ride.

LootLottery Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	22

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should do is join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in players who can do the floss dance in real life. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie your way into the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockbusterMemories

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	171

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Enchantments Applied:	90	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!