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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3531 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!