Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tables for everyone except for people in wheelchairs! That’s right, our tables are reserved exclusively for those who can stand and sit like a normal person. No wheelchairs allowed here!
Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can enjoy the luxury of sitting at a table without a wheelchair symbol on it. Who needs accessibility when you can have exclusivity, am I right?
And don’t worry about encountering any entitled individuals like the girl at Starbucks. Here, we only accept players who appreciate the absurdity of life and can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave your wheelchair at the door!
Purpura Skies: 
