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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3704
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7332
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1133
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8429
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3233
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1393
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 529
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 2763
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 3600
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 8684
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

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