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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9585 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 97 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 101 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!