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VortexX

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Don’t know where to play? Want to find a server on the newest version to play with your bros? Join our server for free or buy a pass and participate in story events! We give out gifts for new players.

Free server, Large-scale events, Cosmetic donation and championships in the off-season. Welcome to VortexX free Minecraft server

d3.gamely.pro:25905

Clockwork Realms

Adventure, clockwork castles, Clockwork Realms, Community, Crates, development phase, Economy, Economy System, enchanted forests, gears, Growing, Land claiming, Medieval, minecraft server, Mysticism, Plugins, Ranks, Staff, Steam, steam powered, Steamieval

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Clockwork Realms: A Steamieval Adventure

Welcome to Clockwork Realms, a unique Minecraft server where the worlds of steam and medieval magic converge into an exciting new genre: Steamieval! Explore a realm brimming with towering clockwork castles, steam-powered contraptions, and enchanted forests, all set against a backdrop of gears and mysticism.

Though we are still in the development phase, we invite adventurous players to join our growing community. We’ve equipped the server with a wide range of plugins designed to enhance your experience. From a robust economy system and secure land claiming to exciting crates and ranks that reward your progress, there’s always something new to discover. Our dedicated and active staff are always on hand to assist and ensure a smooth experience as we continue to expand and enhance the server.

Join us now, and be a part of the Clockwork Realms from the very beginning!

clockworkrealms.heartlessnetwork.xyz:25568

EVO CIVS: Where Minecraft politics are more intense than a heated family dinner.

adaptation, Alliance, Civs, Dinner, dynamic, Empire, Events, evo, Evolution, evolutionary, family, Geopolitics, global battle, Heated, INTENSE, java, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Politics, random events, Resource, smp, Survival, Treasure hunt, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Votes:	4883
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

EVO CIVS Minecraft Server Overview

Description	EVO CIVS redefines the classic SMP experience by challenging players to evolve and adapt in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
Features	Dynamic world with evolving eras Forge alliances and build empires Random events for added challenges Adaptability is key to success
Join Us	Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes EVO CIVS different from other Minecraft servers?	EVO CIVS focuses on evolving through eras and adapting to changing gameplay, rather than just accumulating wealth.
How do eras work on the server?	Each era unlocks new resources and gear, challenging players to excel in different environments.
What role do random events play?	Random events introduce unexpected challenges and opportunities for players to test their adaptability.
How can I succeed on EVO CIVS?	Success on the server comes from being able to evolve alongside the world and thrive in any era.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

actual games, dick measuring contest, Fun, gameplay, gameplay discussion, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Graphics Card, Hardware, Haven, low status group, Minecraft, noob, pc gamer, pc gamers, PC Gaming, Performance, powerful graphics cards, Server, Status, Talk, visual aesthetics., WORST

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	6830
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of PC gamers flexing their graphics cards like it’s the only thing that matters in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and leave the graphics card talk at the door because here, it’s all about the gameplay baby!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to disco music. We have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player, and our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden deep within the virtual world. Legend has it that whoever finds them will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And trust me, Notch is a pretty cool dude with a killer beard.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. And rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those graphics card elitists behind and join our crazy, fun-filled Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Card Minecraft SMP Fun Time

ANYTHING.., budgeting, CARD, credit card, financial responsibility, Fun, gift, impulse buy, indulgence, long tail tags, luxury, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, PRESENT, put on card, retail therapy, shopping, shopping spree, smp, SPENDING, Splurge, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Votes:	4401
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that this player became the most powerful warrior in all the land, slaying dragons and creepers with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Want a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want to ride a rainbow into battle? Easy peasy.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the craziest and most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the creativity knows no bounds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!

EmoChick vs RegChick Server

Assumptions, Communication, EmoChick, emotional support animals, emotional support chicken, living situation, mental health, pet care, pet companionship., pet ownership, pet responsibilities, pet therapy, RegChick, responsibilities, roommate, roommate communication, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommates conflict, sensitivity, Server, support animals, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…even if they’re chickens named Cluck! Join us for a clucking good time as we embark on epic adventures with our feathered friends by our side.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the companionship of a chicken who provides emotional support in the form of clucks and pecks. Who needs therapy when you have Cluck the chicken to cheer you up?

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Cluck may demand extra seeds and worms as payment for his emotional support services, and you never know when he might lead you on a wild chicken chase through the pixelated wilderness.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where emotional support chickens reign supreme, join us on our server and let Cluck guide you on a clucktastic journey like no other. Just remember, don’t mess with Cluck or you might find yourself in a coop of trouble!

DepressoVibesMC SMP

Bleak, DEPRESSING, DepressoVibesMC, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, dismal, doleful, downhearted, Forlorn, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, lugubrious, Melancholy, sad, smp, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, Tragedy, woeful

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Votes:	7968	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EgoCraft: Know Thyself

EgoCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, thyself

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Are you ready to unleash your inner unicorn ninja warrior princess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to ride a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? We got you covered!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited potatoes for life. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of dancing creepers who only stop boogieing when someone tries to steal their precious spud.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re feeling extra brave, challenge the admin to a duel and if you win, you get to rename the server to “Land of the Funky Chicken Nuggets”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyPinoyPimp: No Extradite, Just Mine!

child abuse, child sex trafficking, CraftyPinoyPimp, crime, criminal charges, cross-border crime, Exploitation, Extradite, extradition, extradition laws, extradition process, extradition treaty, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Pastor, Philippines, sexual exploitation, trafficking, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell ya, we got a pastor who’s dodging the feds for child sex trafficking in the US but we don’t care cuz he’s a pro at building pixel art of jesus! join us for some holy crafting and scandalous adventures, it’s gonna be a wild ride! plus, our server is so lit that even the Philippines ain’t lookin to extradite him. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Lickin’ Cat Butt – The Minecraft Server

Animals, Behavior, BIZARRE, butt, butt licking, cat, Feline, funny, Grooming, habits, humor, hygiene, Lickin, licking, Life, Minecraft, odd, pet care, Pets, quirky, Server, strange, Tongue, weird

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	217
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the cats are the true rulers and butt licking is a way of life. if you want to be part of a community where butt licking is celebrated and encouraged, then this is the server for you.

we have a special butt licking competition every week where the winner gets a diamond block and a special butt licking cape.

our spawn area is a giant litter box where you can find rare items hidden in the poop.

come join us and let your inner cat out to play. butt licking has never been so fun!