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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8124 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)