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Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	188
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7854

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2873	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Votes:	6886	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

LoveableLadie Minecraft SMP

#generous, affectionate, Caring, charming, Compassionate, Considerate, delightful, easy to love, Empathetic, endearing, genuine, kind-hearted, likable, lovable, LoveableLadie, loving, Minecraft, selfless, smp, supportive, thoughtful, Understanding, warm-hearted

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you befriend them, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for their llama king, he’s a bit of a diva.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a crown made of cheese? It’s pure madness and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Join us now and let the insanity begin!