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ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	796314	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	241	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	169148	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Votes:	9695	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4794
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1470

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6294	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Void Armor Forged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?