🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 353 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
