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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1824 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 5000 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by the healthcare system in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a blast building and surviving with your homies!
We got more preventable harm than you can shake a stick at, with over 50% of developed nations and a whopping 83% of developing nations getting wrecked by their healthcare systems. But fear not, on our server, the only harm you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava!
So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs healthcare when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
