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Nijien’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Analysis, Business, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Decision making, Decline, Downfall, Epic, Fail, Failure, growth, leadership, lessons learned, Management, market, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NijiEN, NijiENs, phase connect, Server, smaller, strategy, what went wrong

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers that are too mainstream and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is so small, it makes Phase Connect look like a giant! Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our community is so tight-knit, we can fit everyone in a single block space! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and build pixel art of his favorite memes. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1822	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	231
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	302	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	7733	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Dimension Hops:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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