SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	5352	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8181	Players Killed by Monsters:	3110
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

syncsmp.xyz:25637

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/webb-pierce/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

Apricot, Crafty, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

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