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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5989 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 906 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9821 |
Star Shards Collected: | 285 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3182 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Why are they banned, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the craziest reasons people have ended up on our “no delivery list.” We had a player who built a giant pizza out of blocks and demanded that the delivery driver pay them in diamonds before handing over the real pizza. Another player tried to order a pizza to be delivered to the top of a lava waterfall they built, thinking it would be a cool challenge for the driver. And don’t even get me started on the player who tried to pay for their pizza with a stack of dirt blocks, claiming it was the new currency on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, come join us! Just be warned, you might end up on our “no delivery list” if you’re not careful. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?